Hilarious life

So where to begin now...

This hilarious thing happened to me on Sunday - I went in the pool (to play zoo with a 5 year old for a good few hours) and then I got out and couldn{t hear anymore. I lay down for a bit hoping the water would run out..it didn{t. So I bust out those Q-tips, which I usually don{t use due to paranoia of eardrum popping, and they were producing BLACK stuff.
I know, sick.
So then we decided this was an issue, Amanda bust out Peroxide which didn{t sound like a good idea, but her dad said to do that and her dad is very wise. It bubbled which apparently means infection.
The next morning AManda drove me and all my stuff into town.. as I was to move into my flat. At school that day I couldn{t hear much... no muy bien.
This didn{t end up happening to the next day, but Amanda{s dad got me an appointment with his ear specialist (at 7pm btw... they work til like 10pm) so we went there.
He was very nice, but unfortunately didn{t use the water gun thing that I was hoping on.. Dr Jolly used it on me when I got that earring but really a bead stuck in my ear aged 10 and it felt coool. I had been pointing to my head all day at school with my hand as a gun going AGUA (water). I guess it probs looked like I was going to shoot myself in the head if I didn{t get a drink.
He went in with tools with a camera actually... it was cool and sick and fun to watch it on the screen. First he went into the right ear. This had... wait..... 2 pieces of unidentifiable object in it. Among that was black wax.
The right ear had only one piece of unidentified object in it, but a lot more black wax had to be sucked out with this sucker thing. That side is red and infected.
I have drops now (after visiting... 12 farmacias?) and all will be well.

By the way, incase yall didn{t get it... The identified objects are pieces of my beloved Earplugs.